important dentist

by MC Poetry

rep. weiner i just want to say
thanks for your tireless efforts for healthcare reform,
thanks to your “yes” vote i was able to stay on my parents’ plan
long enough for the doctors to remove one of my nuts,
it would have really sucked otherwise

oh edit: can you bring back four loko?

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The Prodigal Blunt

by MC Poetry

Despite his success,
Wiz still enjoys living in Pittsburgh
with his mom, whom he’s been smoking with
since he was 16.

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One Small Step for Man

by MC Poetry

While the premise of the “Transformers” movie clip is obviously highly fictionalized,
the story that the Apollo 11 astronauts had some kind of encounter with alien technology
and/or aliens themselves
while on the moon
has been out there for some time.

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