In One Month’s Time
by Verse A. Phile
The cycle of the moon and of the menses
have nothing much on us whose words pierce
the hearts of internet users everywhere, well
at least the six or so who grace our site
through (and true) one-twelfth of the year, that is to say
those dedicated viewers who peruse our pages
with care, as an origamist carefully tucks
in the wings of a paper bear, perhaps
some concrete facts will elucidate my words…
OK, now where is that part that shows
how many persona, bros and hoes, blah blah blah…
Ah, what faithful viewers flock to see our
words so cocked and shot with…
hold up
<========WTF do yonder numbers read?
<====How less than one 1 can time spent be?
Verily?
important dentist
by MC Poetry
rep. weiner i just want to say
thanks for your tireless efforts for healthcare reform,
thanks to your “yes” vote i was able to stay on my parents’ plan
long enough for the doctors to remove one of my nuts,
it would have really sucked otherwise
oh edit: can you bring back four loko?
The Prodigal Blunt
by MC Poetry
Despite his success,
Wiz still enjoys living in Pittsburgh
with his mom, whom he’s been smoking with
since he was 16.
MC Poetry sez:
- New N3F4RIOU5 post! http://n3f4riou5.org/?p=806
Verse A. Phile sez:
- Life is like a box of chocolates: you buy it for someone when you don't know what gift to give them. And some of it tastes like shit.