important dentist
by MC Poetry
rep. weiner i just want to say
thanks for your tireless efforts for healthcare reform,
thanks to your “yes” vote i was able to stay on my parents’ plan
long enough for the doctors to remove one of my nuts,
it would have really sucked otherwise
oh edit: can you bring back four loko?
The Prodigal Blunt
by MC Poetry
Despite his success,
Wiz still enjoys living in Pittsburgh
with his mom, whom he’s been smoking with
since he was 16.
One Small Step for Man
by MC Poetry
While the premise of the “Transformers” movie clip is obviously highly fictionalized,
the story that the Apollo 11 astronauts had some kind of encounter with alien technology
and/or aliens themselves
while on the moon
has been out there for some time.
MC Poetry sez:
- New N3F4RIOU5 post! http://n3f4riou5.org/?p=806
Verse A. Phile sez:
- Life is like a box of chocolates: you buy it for someone when you don't know what gift to give them. And some of it tastes like shit.
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