Lesser-Known Beefs
by MC Poetry
Kris Kristofferson vs. Toby Keith
David Cross vs. Larry the Cable Guy
Man vs. Ribs
Zombies vs. Chomsky
Grimace vs. Skank McMuffin
Arby’s Roast vs. It’s Not Liquid in a Bag That Is Boiled and Sliced, Now Come On That Is Just Stupid and Gross
MC Poetry sez:
- New N3F4RIOU5 post! http://n3f4riou5.org/?p=806
Verse A. Phile sez:
- Life is like a box of chocolates: you buy it for someone when you don't know what gift to give them. And some of it tastes like shit.
Search
Tags
speed dating
Mad Max
Captain Planet
Shia LaBeouf
bad puns
Arby's
advice
waterworld
honeycrisp
playing the dozens
Brohan
lists
happiness is anything but you
incorrect Bible quotations
txt msgs
Stay Puft
anthropomorphism
vampires
Steve Jobs
cheap shots
people I wish I could date
eulogy
bull pucky
Chuck E. Cheese
marriage
old cigarettes
Billy
tech bloggers
limerick
found poetry