anthropomorphism
Hey, Oregon
by MC Poetry
Hey, Oregon!
What’s goin’ on?
I’ll tell you what.
There’s a war goin’ on.
Or didn’t you hear?
You got wood in your ears?
See, that was a joke.
Lighten up.
Shake the bark outta your knickers.
It’s us against them
And pot against pan
Like some little kid
Who crawled into the cupboards
And thought it would be funny
To make our eardrums bleed.
To him I say:
Who knows what evil lurks
In the hearts of men?
My vote’s for you, kiddo.
Google “famous Oregonians”
And laugh along with me
As Herbert Hoover tops the list.
Stop taking yourself so seriously.
You got nothing to be upset about.
Twin Peaks was filmed in Washington.
If you’re gonna cry like Delaware did
When she found out she was adopted
We can just forget about the whole thing.
NoCal told me you were straight trippin’.
I should have listened to her
Crazy granola ass.
MC Poetry sez:
- New N3F4RIOU5 post! http://n3f4riou5.org/?p=806
Verse A. Phile sez:
- Life is like a box of chocolates: you buy it for someone when you don't know what gift to give them. And some of it tastes like shit.