bull pucky

I am a Wizard

by MC Poetry


I am a Wizard. No,
Not the kind you find in those books your mother tells you you are too old to read.
Homey don’t play that!
Nor am I a crummy 100-minute ad for Super Mario Bros. 3.
Seriously.  Like I haven’t heard that one seventy barillion times.

Shut up already and I’ll tell you.
I said SHUT HUTP
Fine, you know what?  Never mind.

I knew this speed dating was a bunch of bull pucky.

Dammit, I’m hungry.

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