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The All-Time Zombie North American Presidential Olympic Basketball Team

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Point Guard
Fidel Castro

Shooting Guard
John Adams

Small Forward/Swingman
Calvin Coolidge

Power Forward
Ulysses S. Grant

Center
Abraham Lincoln

Sixth Man
Harry S Truman

Coach
Woodrow Wilson

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The All-Time Zombie World Leader College Football Team

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Offense

• Quarterback
  John F. Kennedy
• Running back (power)
  Kaiser Wilhelm II
• Running back (speed), punt returns
  Emperor Hirohito
• Slotback
  King Arthur
• Fullback
  Winson Churchill
• Tight end
  Teddy Roosevelt
• Wide receivers
  Thomas Jefferson
  Ronald Reagan
  Prince Charles
• Offensive tackles
  Vlad the Impaler
  Warren G. Harding
• Offensive guards
  Grover Cleveland
  William Howard Taft
• Center
  Hugo Chavez

Defense

• Defensive ends
  Slobodan Milosevic
  Genghis Khan
• Defensive tackles
  Ariel Sharon
  Robert Mugabe
• Middle linebacker
  George Washington
• Outside linebackers
  Andrew Jackson
  Colin Powell
• Cornerbacks
  Nelson Mandela
  Vladimir Lenin
• Strong safety, kick returns
  Saddam Hussein
• Free safety
  Kim Jong-il

Special Teams

• Kicker
  Pope John Paul II
• Punter
  Franz Ferdinand

Coaching Staff

• Head coach
  Franklin Delano Roosevelt
• Offensive coordinator
  Dwight Eisenhower
• Defensive coordinator
  Joseph Stalin
• Offensive line coach
  Napoleon Bonaparte
• Receivers coach
  Francisco Franco
• Running backs coach
  Alexander the Great
• Quarterbacks coach
  Robert E. Lee
• Defensive line coach
  Charles de Gaulle
• Special teams coach
  Ayatollah Khomeini
• Conditioning coach
  Chairman Mao

Support Staff

• Waterboy
  Jimmy Carter
• Sideline reporter
  Indira Gandhi

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