marriage

The Proposer

by MC Poetry

Marry me, oh marry me, will ya?
Come on, I spent a lot of money
On this ring and the trip to Six Flags
So I could surprise you
In front of Speedy Gonzales
Because I know you’ve always wanted a Mexican wedding.

It was going so well
And we were about to chow down
On some badass
Amusement park churros
When everything went bear-shaped.
How was I supposed to know
We were being used
So the Justice League could bust him for not having his green card?
Among other things.

You gotta admit
Speedy vs. the Flash
Was pretty schweet.

It’s too bad they had to kill him
But Speedy never should have agreed
To be a mole for the Legion of Doom.
This is not ’Nam.
There are rules.

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