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A Poem on the Thunderdome Wall

by MC Poetry

Yo, Max!
Your sack is fulla tacks.
You ain’t got no style, mate.
And your acting ain’t that great
Either.

I ain’t never been to Texas
I ain’t never been to Zimbabwe
And you’re about as scary
As Tim Allen in Wild Hogs.

I mean it.

So now we gotta watch you fight,
Shuck ’n jive, bob and weave.
The Thunderdome is just like yo momma—
Two men enter, one man leaves!

Tags: Mad Max, playing the dozens