speed dating
I am a Wizard
by MC Poetry
I am a Wizard. No,
Not the kind you find in those books your mother tells you you are too old to read.
Homey don’t play that!
Nor am I a crummy 100-minute ad for Super Mario Bros. 3.
Seriously. Like I haven’t heard that one seventy barillion times.
Shut up already and I’ll tell you.
I said SHUT HUTP
Fine, you know what? Never mind.
I knew this speed dating was a bunch of bull pucky.
Dammit, I’m hungry.
MC Poetry sez:
- New N3F4RIOU5 post! http://n3f4riou5.org/?p=806
Verse A. Phile sez:
- Life is like a box of chocolates: you buy it for someone when you don't know what gift to give them. And some of it tastes like shit.
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