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by MC Poetry

Bacon wrapped franch toast sticks.  Best invention ever
I have to disagree french toast requires syrup where as bacon should be unsauced

Have you ever tried bacon with syrup? It is beyond heavenly. Nectar of the obese gods
No sir only pepper on my bacon

I am telling you. Fat Apollo eats this for breakfast every day
I dont know what to say man syrup on bacon has been known to lead to herpes

How do you think Assthena got all that junk in her celestial trunk? YOUR MOM LEADS TO HERPES

Fire was a red herring. The gift of Prometheus was bacon wrapped franch toast sticks
This is getting deep

The river styx is syrup and Charon navigates it with a bacon oar, which must be replaced daily

Hercules didn’t kill the hydra right away because its heads were made of franch toast and its blood was syrup. Naturally, it crapped bacon
Persephone ate syrup covered bacon not pomegranate thats why she has to stay in hell

Well Orpheus only went after Eurydice to get some for himself
Bellerophon didnt actually slay the chimera you can guess what it was

Medusa’s gaze petrified because the snakes were franch toast but there was no syrup or bacon to go with, and Perseus made a syrup coated bacon mirror shield so Medusa was forced to eat her own head. Her head was also franch toast
From Revelation: And lo I behold a pale horse and upon him rode syrup covered bacon

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Sobriety Texts

by Verse A. Phile

abba blowz
blow urself u dont hav 2 go. rly
cant beleive u spent 50 bux
dam skippy! so xcited rite now
ehh abbas ur ghey luv
fu at least i dont suck my thum liek u
going 2 beach after work ,schweet
high tides?
i <3 ssurrrrfsfurfr
jeez keep it in ur pants lol mmm Barsq
k…w/e…u no i cant drink that r00t b33r shiznitz gross poop pop
lolo
mity tig ol bitties just came in
nice hit dat ask if u can rub ur nose in em
oh no brought her beefy bf shitball
prick
queso halapenyo dip sooo good. fresh outta fridj
rite on brohan ur so on ti
shit like a gangsta, brahhh
tmi lmao dawg
u gonna see teh movie tom? sumthin Mountain of…
verisimilitude. Mt. of Verisimilitude
w/e d00d
xtra cool lookin new bond flic
yeah but wtf does dat title mean B
zzzz nap time brotha

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