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Death and Textes
by MC Poetry
Bacon wrapped franch toast sticks. Best invention ever
I have to disagree french toast requires syrup where as bacon should be unsauced
Have you ever tried bacon with syrup? It is beyond heavenly. Nectar of the obese gods
No sir only pepper on my bacon
I am telling you. Fat Apollo eats this for breakfast every day
I dont know what to say man syrup on bacon has been known to lead to herpes
How do you think Assthena got all that junk in her celestial trunk? YOUR MOM LEADS TO HERPES
Fire was a red herring. The gift of Prometheus was bacon wrapped franch toast sticks
This is getting deep
The river styx is syrup and Charon navigates it with a bacon oar, which must be replaced daily
Hercules didn’t kill the hydra right away because its heads were made of franch toast and its blood was syrup. Naturally, it crapped bacon
Persephone ate syrup covered bacon not pomegranate thats why she has to stay in hell
Well Orpheus only went after Eurydice to get some for himself
Bellerophon didnt actually slay the chimera you can guess what it was
Medusa’s gaze petrified because the snakes were franch toast but there was no syrup or bacon to go with, and Perseus made a syrup coated bacon mirror shield so Medusa was forced to eat her own head. Her head was also franch toast
From Revelation: And lo I behold a pale horse and upon him rode syrup covered bacon
Sobriety Texts
by Verse A. Phile
abba blowz
blow urself u dont hav 2 go. rly
cant beleive u spent 50 bux
dam skippy! so xcited rite now
ehh abbas ur ghey luv
fu at least i dont suck my thum liek u
going 2 beach after work ,schweet
high tides?
i <3 ssurrrrfsfurfr
jeez keep it in ur pants lol mmm Barsq
k…w/e…u no i cant drink that r00t b33r shiznitz gross poop pop
lolo
mity tig ol bitties just came in
nice hit dat ask if u can rub ur nose in em
oh no brought her beefy bf shitball
prick
queso halapenyo dip sooo good. fresh outta fridj
rite on brohan ur so on ti
shit like a gangsta, brahhh
tmi lmao dawg
u gonna see teh movie tom? sumthin Mountain of…
verisimilitude. Mt. of Verisimilitude
w/e d00d
xtra cool lookin new bond flic
yeah but wtf does dat title mean B
zzzz nap time brotha
MC Poetry sez:
- New N3F4RIOU5 post! http://n3f4riou5.org/?p=806
Verse A. Phile sez:
- Life is like a box of chocolates: you buy it for someone when you don't know what gift to give them. And some of it tastes like shit.