vampires

Bloodsuckers Anonymous

Roses are red and violets are purple,
which is the color of my nipples, which are now nurples.

You’re a heavenly chasm that sucked me into the sky,
and the clouds start to pummel me like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Guy.

Our sickly love is like a healthy vampire
that gets excited at fresh wounds and sucks a lot.

My thumping heart is like your lower colon,
it processes all the shit that comes out of you.

Life is like a box of chocolates: you buy it for someone when you don't know what gift to give them. And some of it tastes like shit.